Bed now.  I got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.  I am, after all, the Easter bunny and tomorrow is my prep day.  When I’m done filling eggs, I think I’ll watch Gosford Park.

Goodnight.

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals travel and hunt in packs with asexuals. Each pack is led by two people- the Alpha Pan and the Alpha Ace.

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.
Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

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mrasayf:

glasmond:

crowbara:

what the hell this is adorable

We’re not like that bro
no 
no we’re not

aww

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circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

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lordoftheinternet:

every breath you take

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i’ll be watching you

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The tongue, the Chinese say,
is like a sharp knife:
it kills
without drawing blood.
Anne Sexton, The Dead Heart (via stxxz)

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thecodeinecowboy:

Notice how if we were to stop arguing about who’s right or wrong we could pretty much change the world.

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When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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itseasytoremember:

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

i’ve had this waiting to post since november, i queued it for today, the first day of spring

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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buzzfeed:

We should all stop using this website. 

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