My Blog of Nonsensical Nonsense

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la-histora-es-nuestra: “Um anel para o Senhor do Escuro, em seu escuro trono…” Via The Battle of Unnumbered Tears

la-histora-es-nuestra:

“Um anel para o Senhor do Escuro, em seu escuro trono…”

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moonythemarauder:

isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms

like

damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement

Via There's something Ood going on here.
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brbsherlocked:

yoiplait:

mynamekyle:

I am so fucking mad right now

honestly this gets me so fucking worked up

again

i am crYIINNNGGGG

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This song is so happy.  I just start humming in situations when someone pisses me off and it is not socially acceptable to beat them senseless.  


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Guys. This is scary.  That says 10th anniversary.  Last I checked, that had just come out and I was still in elementary school.  I feel old.

Guys. This is scary.  That says 10th anniversary.  Last I checked, that had just come out and I was still in elementary school.  I feel old.


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When you hear your favourite song playing in the other room.

totally-relatable:

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Via Ich Der Kapitäin
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  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Via Silver eyes
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  • Lilly Allen music: *happy go lucky melody with fairies in the background dancing with the angels of heaven*
  • Lilly Allen lyrics: The whole world is a dark place where no will ever escape from. Just saw an old lady get raped in London, I didn't do shit, too fuckin' bad. Everyone is on drugs and doesn't care, you all need help. You hate gay people? Well fuck you. My boyfriend has a tiny penis and it's not fair. Stop FUCKING HITTING ON ME AT THE BAR JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE AIDS OKAY?? Oh, you're 29? lmfao you're life is over bitch. You better hope a man comes along to take care of you, you're not 22 anymore. Anyone want to have some Chinese food with me?
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ymcgay:

i dont even know how to blog i just press buttons and cry

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